Jawbreaker (The Cuties Abolish Dress Codes!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. Chelsea still hasn't watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" yet, but she HAS played one of the meanest games alive, so we'll allow it. The two also have a heated debate on school uniforms. Rose McGowan Stans, this is the episode for you (because no other one is. #TeamAlyssaForever) Go to FACTORMEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.4	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.
0:11.6	Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:15.0	I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:17.0	And we are here today to cover Jawbreaker.
0:20.0	Marvelous.
0:21.0	Delightful.
0:22.0	I don't even want to have any banter with you at the top of this episode I want to just jump in well I do on Friday's episode of T GIF you taught me how to wipe my ass and I tried it Chelsea. However you forget I live in a New York
0:36.2	apartment so there's like a wall here and a bathroom sink here so I can't wipe the way
0:42.4	you told me to. Okay, well I didn't take into account
0:46.0	spacing. I still think it's very wild that it took you to this point in your life
0:51.2	to even attempt to wipe that way.
0:54.0	Maybe my assignment for you this week will be
0:57.0	when you're out and about
0:58.0	and you are in the privacy of a public stall,
1:01.0	a spacious
1:06.1	kingdom of a toilet situation. Maybe try again. I already decided I'm going to wait to do it until I'm at your house one day. But I did
1:16.8	like the idea of what you taught me so I got up from the toilet, put one foot on the toilet seat and then like that way. Well we don't have to have Adora the Explorer type of pose.
1:26.2	I don't think we need to man spread to get between the cheeks,
1:29.1	but I also don't want this to become a segment or a bit that we have many updates to so I think that instead of
1:36.7	providing more commentary I'm just gonna start talking about jawbreaker now.
1:40.4	Okay it won't be a recurring bit until I try it the way you taught me. Like dead air you can assume that means I have not got any new
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