Jason X (2002)

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Happy (early) Friday the 13th, y'all! We're celebrating the holiday with a return trip to space (following our episode on Hellraiser: Bloodline last month) with a festive viewing of the much-maligned Jason X. Join us as we say hello to a cameo-ing David Cronenberg before traveling 4.55 centuries into the future to board the vessel Grendel. While aboard, we will lament the outlawing of hockey in 2024, ponder the "Microsoft Conflict" and cheer on Janessa (Melyssa Ade) as she earns some sextra credit by employing some some super tame nipple play. Also, why is UberJason only in the last 14 minutes of this 87-minute movie? Why are the sets of this $11 million-budgeted movie derivative of the 1999 Disney Channel Original movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century? Did Harry Manfredini rip off John Williams' Raiders of the Lost Ark score for his "Birth of the UberJason" track? And will Trace find yet another way to bring up The Lizzie McGuire Movie? (The answer is yes.) But hey, it's not all bad! There's still that super clever VR sequence in the third act, Lisa Ryder's delightfully kooky android KM-14 and a truly awesome kill involving liquid nitrogen and a scantily clad scientist's head (seriously, why are all of these female scientists baring their stomachs?). Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys via our brand new Twitter handle @horrorqueers, like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Support the boys on Patreon and shop our online store for your very own Horror Queers merchandise! Check out the NEW online articles on Bloody Disgusting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.3	Nalsferatu.
0:23.6	Radu, Under 17-9 a minute without parent.
0:25.8	Only in theaters Christmas Day.
0:27.3	Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.8	This is the bloody disgusting podcast network.
1:02.6	The Network. And welcome. Alice in Jesus Christ, hurry! Please! And welcome back to horror queers.
1:05.3	We're talking David Cronenberg.
1:07.7	We're talking nipple play.
1:10.1	And we're talking the wrong Solaris.
1:10.9	And I'm Joe. And I'm Trace. And we're talking an Uber Jason that shows're talking the wrong Solaris. And I'm Joe.
1:15.9	And I'm Trace, and we're talking an Uber Jason that shows up in the last 14 minutes of an 87-minute movie.
1:17.8	So well-timed, so well-timed.
1:20.9	I'm not going to, I am not, we're talking Jason X, everybody, because why is that, Joe?
1:25.9	Because it's Motherfuckingiday the 13th ladies and gentlemen
1:29.2	or it will be on friday yes but if you're listening to this on friday the 13th then good for you
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