For BNPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

The NPR News Quiz.

Forget about the debate.

You got the bill, Bill Curtis.

And here's your host who follows all the latest fashion trends and is now wearing a fly

on his head.

Peter Segal.

Thank you so much, Bill.

I really appreciate it.

Thanks also to this week's fake audience, which this week is the answer to the ancient riddle,

what has the sound of two hands clapping.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Jason Ward, Birdwatcher and Outreach Director

for the Audubon Society, because frankly, after two debates, staring at birds seems like

a fantastic alternative.

Give us a call and let us know what's hanging around outside your window.

The number to call is 1-triple-8-weight.

That's 1-888-924-8-924.

It is now time to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, this is Sarah Leonard calling from Greensboro North Carolina.

I'm excited to be here.

I'm excited to have you, Sarah.

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