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Baby Geniuses

Jared Logan / Nate Fernald

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2012

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week on BG: it's the Christmas episode! Jared Logan drops by to talk about holidays and Santa expert Trever Dill dispels a few myths concerning about jolly old Kris Krinkle. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jared Logan

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.2

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:26.5

Hello babies.

0:28.5

Hello.

0:29.5

Welcome to baby geniuses like it's a place that's a a weird thing. We have to welcome people to something that they

0:36.7

clicked on. No it's not. Every website says welcome to. Yeah. Yeah. It's normal. I one of these days I'm really going to

0:44.5

figure out how to introduce the show. I thought Hello Babies would settle it

0:49.8

and I should just be able to talk normally after that, right? I like it that the intro song is just like totally pumps you up and then you get to the intro

0:58.0

and it's just like, uh...

0:59.8

It's just two lethargic women droning on and on. I just. is just

1:05.0

prouning on and on.

1:07.0

Oh, that sentence started exciting.

1:10.0

And that sentence started exciting. And ended really exciting.

1:15.0

This is our Christmas episode.

1:17.0

This is our Christmas episode.

1:20.0

Yeah.

1:21.0

D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. right, we're just going to sing all our favorite Christmas carols start to finish without any

1:28.9

Lyrrhic sheets

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