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Berner Phone

Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Ashley have one of the wildest love stories ever to air on Bachelor in Paradise. Now that the cameras are down, what is life really like? Ashley is pregnant and they are planning on opening a bar/cafe in Rhode Island together, but we unpack what really made them fall in love and how their demons are truly compatible.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0

Okay, I feel like you and my fiance would really get along because I

0:04.8

Feel like Ash and I both have main character energy and we could either like make a break a room, you know

0:09.4

I don't know in one second. We can make the party or destroy it completely destroyed dumpster fire burn the house down

0:16.5

And that's a skill

0:18.1

So anyway, it's a pretty good skill. I just I feel like we both have chaotic energy

0:23.0

And I just always appreciate that about it. It's always chaotic in this household

0:26.0

But honestly it keeps me on my toes. Maybe that's what your fiance loves about you so much like I always find if there is never dull moment

0:32.8

And I am so happy that I married Ashley mostly because of that honestly. I mean, she's a great person too

0:51.6

We have and it's haven't right? Yeah, okay

0:55.0

I did my research just to make sure people was fucking butcher that all the time. I apologize for you

1:00.2

Usually I get high bond. Yeah, but you're at that badly Jared. Hi, bon we have what I was gonna say so okay, full. I'm the most privileged

1:10.0

I'm like such a white privilege male

1:12.3

It's it's my point being I belong to a country club

1:16.7

My first ever belonging to a country club. It's been a goal of mine and I did it

1:21.2

I'm not even good golfer, but I was like I've always wanted to do this

1:23.9

I'm probably gonna go broke and cancel my membership of my point being

1:27.9

They a buddy of mine joined after me and

1:32.4

Literally this guy this one guy that works there all his my buddies last name is Rodriguez

1:37.8

He's like hey mr. Rodriguez. Good to see you. He comes up to me and he goes hey John nice to nice to see you

1:42.6

I'm like, I'm not gonna say anything like it's fine. Whatever. He doesn't know my name totally cool

1:47.7

He calls him mr. Rodriguez calls me John by the wrong first name whatever. I digress

1:51.5

He's a week later this guy walks by and it's a country club. So like he wants you know

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