Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2019
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his corporate job, when you should cry after sex, the rules of cuddling after sex, whether jared would want Kris Jenner as his manager, and why it's hard to enjoy vacation.
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet? Why can't I see any fishies? Why aren't we there yet? I thought the tunnel |
| 0:14.1 | went under the sea. Are we there yet? |
| 0:18.7 | There is that way. Or there's the open sea and on board video games arcade and a ship |
| 0:24.9 | load of wonderful distractions. There is another way. P&O Ferris. |
| 0:46.9 | Welcome to the dark depths of hell. I'm a host Hannah Burner and today we are with |
| 0:51.5 | comedian Jared Fried. What up? Oh, now you're excited to see me. Now you're excited. |
| 0:57.1 | No, what do you want me to do? Do you want to fight this whole time or do you want to |
| 1:00.5 | get off? What do you want to do? You want to offer me a cupcake and then judge my mentality |
| 1:05.0 | on cupcakes? What do you want to do? You want to do something? I'm a talent. Food is |
| 1:09.9 | love to me. Italian doesn't mean that turning down a cup. Oh, you're on a diet then. What |
| 1:15.3 | is uncomfortable? What if I sit at to a woman? Would you like there's cupcakes out? Oh, |
| 1:20.8 | no cupcakes. Oh, so you want to lose a bunch of weight? What's going on in your brain? |
| 1:26.3 | How's your, it's fucking Tuesday. I don't want a cupcake. It's Wednesday. I don't want |
| 1:30.6 | a cupcake on Wednesday. I'm going to be honest with you. I was worried because you look |
| 1:33.9 | so skinny. No, no, no, no, don't do the fault. You wear a lot of layers. You're fighting |
| 1:39.7 | something. This is a lie. When you offer someone a cupcake and they say, no, I'm good. |
| 1:45.5 | And then you go, well, what's going now? It's a part of my mental state. No, it's Wednesday |
| 1:50.1 | at five o'clock. I don't want this is not cupcake. It's that Sunday. I'm hung over just |
| 1:57.4 | throw the day away. You know, this is turning me to my health. This is my health. I'm |
| 2:02.1 | asking you to be honest. You know what? Don't do that to people. Jared, that's an obnoxious |
| 2:06.2 | thing. You are 100% right. Because if I was in your shoes, I would have done the same |
| 2:09.9 | thing. I would have said, what the fuck? Yeah. Why do you have to question? Do you want |
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