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Hello and welcome to the Braun Japan Podcast, probably the best way of learning about life in Japan

without actually being in Japan. I'm your host, Chris Broad, and we're joined as always by

England's Top Japan enthusiast, Mr. Pete Donaldson himself. Pete Aiden.

Good, we're still looking into each other's beautiful peoples and recording remotely. I'm enjoying it.

I'm enjoying it, Chris. Chris, just next to your left and nipple, you've got a little mark.

Now, is that next to your little... Dole look behind you, your nipple isn't behind you.

You've got like a little dark mark on your jumper. Is it... it's a hole. It's a mouth hole.

You've got a mouth problem. You've got a mouth infestation. Chris, this is the second time in three

years that we've done a video, we've filmed it with video, and I regret it immensely now that you

can see me in my point, jumpers with holes in. Most of my jumpers just have holes in, so I just

wear them at my apartment. Oh, that's fair. But is it a mouth hole? It looks like a mouth hole.

I don't know what that's been. Where exactly where my heart is as well, in my jump...

Oh, power. The electrical power of your heart. Most of your heart is when you sleep trying to

get out, going, please help save me. Let me go on another body. Keep some put in the

yackitorium. It looks like someone's trying to stab me or something.

Like a mark on my stomach where someone's plunged a dagger into my heart. Very interesting.

I'm trying to think of my trips to Japan, whether I've ruined claws. I remember getting in a,

what do you call them, rotating doors. Revolving door in Shanghai and my trousers exploded.

And I remember being in Korea and an old man ran me over with his motor scotter.

And so my chinos were absolutely destroyed by this guy. But I don't think I've ruined any

claws in Japan. Very upsetting. It wouldn't be a trip to Korea without being run over in some sort

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