Welcome to TBTO with Luke, Jan and Sean, a show that is quite possibly too beautiful to live.

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How with me and Calvado are the Red Devils, been around many, many years,

and they love you in Waterloo and they love you in Dubuque,

but Talbot in the New York City area in New England state.

Well Walt, I've been skating that area since 1948 and they hated me then,

and I'm quite sure they hate me now, but it's just one of those things.

I told you, I don't want to be liked.

Well, you're successful then, and now you're going to be skating a series against the

cheese back there, the world champions. That means the world champion cheesed.

Who are they? You know, they haven't met anyone, so they met our Red Devils team.

Well, I tell you, you've got a collection of skaters out there that all like to skate rough.

You've been hurtful, you're limping here tonight.

Yes, I got kicked in my soarney, but that's one of those things.

That's all in the game. I don't worry about it.

VTL, on NewStock973, Cairo FM. Welcome to hour number three of our

one-year anniversary celebration here at Skaking.

In Bellevue, Washington, got just a whole bunch of tents here.

Some on skates, some still trying to get up their courage.

I, for one, I'm champing at the bit, Jennifer, champing.

Are you?

I'm positively champing to get out there.

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