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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

January 29, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2008

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

7pm: Update on Luke's tattoo removal Also: Interview with the coordinator of the "Bronze the Fonz" campaign to get a statue of Fonzie in Milwaukee.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on news talk 710 Cairo when you

0:09.5

walk in down the street and you see a little ghost what you're gonna do about

0:14.8

those pastas drunk people are so meta nobody buys me nobody buy me I started

0:25.8

trembling I turned into a gremlin I made the pancakes but didn't last night we know

0:30.7

what that means no one knows what it means but it's provocative I would throw

0:36.7

the neck a little to the radio at a wreath in a bull volume oh geez somebody's

0:42.8

got a case of the Tuesdays well TVTL is here to help ladies and gentlemen even

0:47.9

though in a tech has brought in two consultants to assess what exactly it is we

0:52.9

do here and if in fact we are too beautiful to live I'm Luke Burbank just call me

0:58.9

Lumberg weighing in at 187 pounds that's amazing considering thanks to my

1:05.8

title is division vice president here at Inatech I get to park my portion right

1:09.7

by the front door meaning I don't get that much exercise so that's

1:13.2

impressive Jen Andrews what's happening I'm gonna need you to go ahead and

1:20.8

tell me what you're weighing then great I have 134 pieces of flare I know I

1:31.0

originally I wanted to make a flare joke but I'm being Bill Lumberg and not the

1:35.0

manager of right fajita shooters or whatever that places to see I shenanigans

1:40.4

or something I did I wanted to keep honest to the office space right I appreciate

1:45.0

that Sean Dittori I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your soundboard down

1:50.3

to the Cairo basement and we've been having sort of a rodent problem if you

1:56.6

could just kind of work on that too that'd be great first though what are you

2:00.6

weighing well I'm weighing 149 pounds today and that TPS will be on your desk

2:06.2

come Monday morning I've heard you've been having a problem with your TPS

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