January 28, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2008

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

The show began late due to the State of the Union Address. But we'll still hear about Luke's weekend in LA, which includes celebrity sightings, oh my!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	I heard about that thing on the AM radio.
0:12.0	I drink your milkshake.
0:16.0	Drunk people are so meta.
0:19.0	I made pancakes for dinner last night.
0:23.0	We may need emergency surgery in the studio.
0:29.0	Strange, quirky, revealing, and in some cases totally false.
0:36.0	I don't even know what that means.
0:38.0	No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
0:41.0	It is our turn.
0:45.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the state of our radio show is strong-ish.
0:52.0	This is TVTL, the show that in a rare showing of bipartisanship,
1:03.0	both Republicans and Democrats agree is probably too beautiful to live.
1:14.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host, weighing at 190 pounds just before showtime.
1:21.0	That is up one pound from Friday.
1:26.0	Not bad.
1:28.0	Considering this weekend, I was in LA, starring in my own austronominated production of
1:33.0	There Will Be Food.
1:41.0	I'd like to take a moment to recognize the gentle lady representing the Sunset Hill neighborhood of Ballard.
1:48.0	Jen Andrews, you've worked hard in the service of this show and America, thank you.
1:54.0	What exactly do you weigh?
1:56.0	133.
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