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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

January 27, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: In defense of "like"

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0:00.0

You're listening to TBTO, Seattle's number one show for time data.

0:07.6

I have been living in New York and working there as an actor and director and choreographer

0:12.8

for 25 years or so, and I really felt I needed a change.

0:17.4

I imagined in my fantasy, I suppose, that when I came here, I would have a completely different life,

0:25.4

perhaps a construction worker or one of those guys that works on those high wire things

0:34.0

that with the hard hat, you know, that sweeping sort of hat and with the chaps.

0:42.9

Oh, the sweeping sort with the chaps.

0:47.8

I'm completely dialed in. We hope you are too. Welcome to a Tuesday night edition of TBTO.

0:53.8

The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:56.0

You want showmanship? You got it.

0:58.4

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, winging it 186 pounds.

1:05.4

The fact that I was out of breath, just saying the weight makes me think that it might be

1:13.2

more than 186. The reason that it's possibly a false terrible is because that was the weight

1:19.8

today at 11.33 before I left for the first of two decadent lunches that I had the first

1:28.3

with our fine sales staff here at the radio station. Then I went home, took a nap,

1:34.5

and then I went out for an Andrews date, an old-style Andrews date with my lady Vanessa.

1:40.7

Not fun. Yeah, it was great. Could you guys go?

1:42.9

Barolo, we like to mix it up. Sure, go to the place that we always

1:46.2

went to taste. We don't mix it up much either.

1:50.5

So that 186, that was two meals ago and a few Jesus juices.

1:59.8

But that's fine. I'm among friends. It's like when your grandma passes gas

2:05.8

and Thanksgiving, and nobody really wants to talk about it. You just say, pass the cranberry.

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