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WRIF and WRIF HD1 Detroit. Dave and Chef the Freak.

Hi there, good morning. It is Tuesday morning, the 26th of January and you've got Dave and Chef the Freak on 101WRIF.

I'm normally pretty on my game. You know, like I'm focused. I don't really have ADD.

Yeah, right. I keep it together in the mornings. But I fell into a twerk hole.

A twerk hole? Wait a second. It happens. I fell into a Russian twerk hole and that led to me. I'm like way behind.

I just lost all track of time watching these Russian women twerk and it is like, I'm in trouble. You guys are going to have to help me.

I was the same thing happened to me except I was pooping this morning. I fell into a poop hole. I did. Yeah, I was ahead of my game today.

You were ahead? Yeah, like I didn't normally I take a real long shower and today I didn't.

I was just like, oh, I'm already done. Well, you know what? I'm just going to turn the water off.

You know, and so like I was done. I was trying to help Lisa with her coffee debacle this morning and coffee maker is not really making coffee up to bar.

What? There's no coffee? Well, no, I got it. No, we got it. It was poop out soon.

That'd be a tragedy.

Next cup. Hopefully it works. No, it's just it was going to always do the other coffee.

Oh, we got to talk to people. I'm not going to rather go home. Um, it says rents would be required soon.

It was quite sometimes. It was it was making coffee like a 90 year old man peeing.

Like it was barely coming out. Just needs to be clean, I think. Whatever.

I think we've been angered some kind of voodoo priest or something because something's working against me today.

Really? Yeah. I mean, like my computer was everything sucked.

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