January 24, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2008

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, TVTL with Luke Burbank.
0:04.4	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank.
0:08.6	On Newstalk 710, Cairo.
0:12.0	I drink your milk shake.
0:16.8	Hello, my weight 146.5.
0:19.6	Same as yesterday.
0:21.6	I guess I just have my first taste of the filthy side of this business.
0:26.4	Strange, quirky, revealing, and, you know, in some cases, totally false.
0:33.2	Hello!
0:35.2	Who's crazy at Mia and Carmen?
0:37.2	Nobody buys me. Nobody buys me.
0:41.2	Huh?
0:42.2	Ah!
0:44.2	And a hi-yout to you too.
0:47.2	This is TVTL, the show that shows elevated levels of being too beautiful to live.
0:52.6	I'm Luke Burbank, Sensei of this radio dojo.
0:56.6	And thank God this robe has some given it.
0:59.4	Since I am coming in at a Niko-zu-kino-yo, 191 pounds.
1:07.4	That's up two pounds from yesterday.
1:09.6	I dishonor my family by eating 15 rolls of string cheese last night.
1:14.4	Jen Andrewson.
1:16.0	You've been surviving on a diet of just umeboshi for the past week.
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