January 22, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2009
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: All sorts of discussion (due to the fact that our scheduled guest didn't answer the phone)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to TVTL, TVF for the live on 973, Cairo, the bluerx of the FM, Brian. |
| 0:17.5 | Next time you're feeling down, feeling that no one really gets you or you're just wanting to hear |
| 0:22.8 | some encouraging words. Well, there's a solution. You can have what you want, you can do it. |
| 0:28.3 | The finished line is closer than you think. The choose to use CD is eight tracks |
| 0:33.3 | filled with encouragement and cheering applause. It's even been featured on the Ellen DeGeneres show. |
| 0:38.1 | We're on your side. We're here for you. We believe in you. |
| 0:45.8 | If we didn't, why the heck would we come in here? Take time out of our busy schedules. |
| 0:52.8 | To stage a Thursday night edition of TVTL, a show that might be too beautiful |
| 0:57.9 | to live. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186 pounds. I am courageous. |
| 1:05.3 | I think you'd agree, Flash, wouldn't you? Absolutely. The way that I made sure to weigh myself |
| 1:10.0 | today before tearing into that neoki, severing in the heavy cream with the crusted, |
| 1:17.9 | I don't know, deliciousness on top. And not to mention all that bread that we then dipped in. |
| 1:22.6 | Well, let's be honest, I had about 95% of that. I just think, you know, |
| 1:29.2 | a future generation will look back on my decision today to weigh myself before eating all that |
| 1:33.8 | food that's courageous. I think history is going to really judge me favorably on that count. |
| 1:42.6 | You're the piece of the puzzle that's always been missing. Well, I like to think of myself as |
| 1:48.2 | that although you may find that someone else on this show occupies that role as our audio drops |
| 1:55.6 | will demonstrate as we move forward during tonight's program, which by the way is episode 251 |
| 2:01.8 | in a collector series. Hi, Flash. Hi, I am unstoppable. |
| 2:07.2 | Is that would that accurately describe your mood tonight on a Thursday where it's, you know, |
| 2:13.3 | we're past hump day. Yep. We're almost to finally Friday. I mean, TGIT. Would you say you're |
| 2:21.8 | unstoppable? Yes, I mean, I'm in incredibly high spirits tonight. What do you attribute that to? |
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