This is Too Beautiful To Live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.

I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk on my lady, huh? My home! My home! My lovely lady, huh?

I don't even know what that means.

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

I think it's a mating call of the South Valley in Norway.

I started trembling and I turned into a whimless.

Looks just like I don't care. Looks just like whatever.

Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know, in some cases totally false.

I drink your milkshake!

This is TBTL, the show some would tell you is too beautiful to live.

I'd like to thank you all so much for coming and visiting with us.

My name is Luke Burbank, but you can call me Daniel Plainview.

I'm a radio host, that's what I do, to title I'm very proud of.

I weigh 191 pounds, that's down 1 pound from yesterday's show, that's also something I'm very proud of.

This is my partner, Jen Andrews, but you can call her HW, we're a family business.

That as well is something I'm awfully proud of. Jen, what did you weigh in at?

132. 132.

Good, very good.

Down, down 3.

None of this makes any sense to you, does it?

But if you're doing British, I'll do British.

It's not, it's gonna make sense this weekend when you've seen the Oscar nominated, there will be blood.

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