January 21, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2010

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Listener Tyler agonizes over whether he should sing 'Wind Beneath My Wings' at a funeral, Luke stumbles on the most sexual tv ad for a heater company and Vanessa furiously defends her purchase of a crappy fountain pen.

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0:00.0	You should discover E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
0:04.2	Sing.
0:05.4	Yeah.
0:08.0	There we am.
0:10.2	Me and the boys, yeah.
0:12.0	Hey.
0:14.0	Men were men back then, I'll tell you.
0:16.1	You want to do something private with another man?
0:19.2	Wasn't gay.
0:20.3	I don't know.
0:21.8	It's just two men celebrating each other's strength.
0:26.4	That's all we're doing here on this Thursday afternoon
0:29.4	In addition to TBTL, we're just some imaginary radio friends celebrating each other's strength.
0:37.6	My name is Luke Burbank.
0:38.6	I'm your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.
0:42.1	You are a waste of skin.
0:44.0	That seems a little harsh.
0:46.0	You know, I'm just as God made me at 190 pounds.
0:49.3	This is episode 100, excuse me, episode 483, episode 483 in a collector series.
0:57.5	We've got quite a show in store for you.
0:59.5	Hi, this is Luke, Mom, Suzy, coming tonight on TBTL.
1:05.2	I was looking for a piece of audio, actually a television news report yesterday.
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