January 21, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: the story of Jen's lovefor her mechanic and Luke getting in trouble today for an email.

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Nicki with 2K's and the Morse Code Translator, and we're here to say...
0:20.0	Mom, Dad, I got a little surprise for the two of you.
0:23.0	I think I might just buy you a 30-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California,
0:27.0	complete with push-button phones.
0:29.0	What do you see? Look at it, Dad. What do you see?
0:32.0	What do you see? Say it. Say it.
0:35.0	Oh, it's a face.
0:36.0	Yeah, but what kind of face?
0:38.0	A pale, pasty, psychotic?
0:42.0	No, Dad.
0:43.0	It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, handsome face.
0:47.0	I'm gonna become a male model.
0:50.0	You know, at first you can't just walk into the glamorous, high-paying world of male modeling.
0:55.0	It takes hard work. It takes dedication.
0:58.0	And a semi-moderate amount of attractiveness.
1:01.0	Well, thank God none of that's necessary for a radio program.
1:05.0	Because this would be a very different sort of affair.
1:09.0	As it happens, you've stumbled upon a Wednesday night edition of TBTL.
1:14.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:18.0	Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
1:20.0	It feels great on my abs.
1:22.0	I like turtles.
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