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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

January 18th 2016 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part One)

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2016

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Part One:  Dave and Chuck talk about the person you regret having sex with most, the dirty way that you make a living, the next generation of dads being badass and how badass is your dad, times you have fought a senior citizen, and more!

Transcript

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0:42.0

So, it turns out 45% of us have at least one person we regret getting it on with.

0:57.0

We want to know from you on the Rift Lines right now, what's the one person you wish you never had sex with?

1:03.0

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1:17.0

Bonesy. Bonesy will start us off on the Rift Lines. Bonesy.

1:24.0

Bonesy, describe the one person you wish you never had sex with.

1:30.0

Well, I wouldn't say regret is the word for this because it's a lot worse.

1:35.0

But here's the thing. I was playing hockey for this team, the LGI was a showcase tournament up in Toronto, my rookie draft here.

1:43.0

And anyways, we go up there. I tuck away a hatty the first game and coach's daughter's there. She's giving me the eyes.

1:52.0

And I'm like, oh no, here we go. So, we have two night, three night tournament, two nights, two days, three days, two nights.

1:59.0

We end up going back to the hotel and have all the boys in my room. You know, a question a few pops with the fellas.

2:03.0

Yeah. And coach's daughter's there. So we end up clearing them out pretty early that night.

2:08.0

Honestly, we had a game the next day and coach's daughter stays in the room for a bit.

2:13.0

So we're going back at it and I do it any hockey player would do. I bury her face in a set of pillows and I give her a little foot to the back door.

2:21.0

And you'll dog and so comes around and do curfew here that night. No.

2:26.0

And one of my buddies moves. He forgets to lock the door.

2:32.0

Moose.

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