January 16, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2008
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | I started trembling and I turned into a whimlet. |
| 0:12.0 | Nobody buys me, nobody buys me. |
| 0:16.0 | Orion is rising, you can see his stars are blazing. |
| 0:21.0 | Hi baby Dave, it's me, Ryan. |
| 0:24.0 | Could be a crack hit, but got hold to the wrong stuff. |
| 0:30.0 | Or it could be episode 8 of TBTL, the show that consistently tests into the 99th percentile of being too beautiful to live. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm Luke Burbank, the Michael Bluth of this family business, weighing in at 185 pounds, down 2 pounds from yesterday. |
| 0:49.0 | If this keeps going, I'm gonna be able to fit into my wedding dress again. |
| 0:53.0 | Exciting stuff. |
| 0:56.0 | Lucille 2, aka Jan Andrews. |
| 0:58.0 | I know you and Buster are getting ready for this year's mother boy. |
| 1:01.0 | Of course. |
| 1:02.0 | What are you gonna weigh when you get there? |
| 1:03.0 | 133. |
| 1:04.0 | Nice. |
| 1:05.0 | Watch out for seals in bow ties. |
| 1:07.0 | I will. |
| 1:08.0 | Word to the wise. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm young. |
| 1:10.0 | I mean Sean Ditori. |
| 1:11.0 | What is Joanne at young man? |
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