You're now joining TVTL with Luke Burbank, already in progress on NewsTalk 710 Cairo.

This is TVTL, too beautiful to live.

Although we've lived seven shows now, so take that, Naysayers, we're still here.

We weren't supposed to make it past 25 jokes on you, we're still alive, Kanye West.

This is TVTL, the show that is quite possibly too beautiful to live.

Our website is tvtl.net.

We've reached the part and show where we order the world for you based on things that are

awesome and things that are not awesome.

You know, you've had a long day, you're relaxing, you've done your work, you shouldn't

be expected to decide what's awesome and not awesome, we do that for you on this segment

of the show.

And you know what, we help you with our old cues.

So if something's awesome, you'll hear this, and if something's not awesome, you'll hear

this, not by the way, Don O'Neill, not by the way, Jen, but a lot of people think that

those sound effects are Jen and Don O'Neill, Don of the Ron and Don show, but that's not

the case.

Joe Bluth from Arresta Development, and the other one is my girlfriend saying, Rar,

which is her favorite word, it's like a low-hot of her.

It can mean many things.

It can mean many things, and in this case, it means when something is awesome.

So first up, the Randy Jackson-sized elephant in the room that we've somehow gone through

now, two hours without speaking of, American Idol kicks off tonight.

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