We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many resources available on the internet for moms and their families.

The net is exciting. So when it's time for the real action, we surf. Surf the net. Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the internet.

TVTN

Cowabunga dudes, that's right, surfs up.

On a wave that we call TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

She's the queen and more to sore I think.

I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 185 pounds.

You're like the coolest person I've ever met.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Feeling good, feeling strong about that number.

185, also feeling great about this number.

730, that's right.

730 episodes, that's where we find ourselves on this Thursday.

It is, by the way, a collector's series.

And it's threatening to actually be interesting.

Hi, this is Luke, Mom Suzie, coming tonight on TVTL.

If you've been having life problems and you're not sure why,

why things just aren't coming together for you.

There may be an astrological explanation,

which we will detail for you.

Also, Panera opens a pay what you can, cafe in Portland.

You know, every time I go to Portland,

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