January 10, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke humiliates himself at a Chinese restaurant while Jen finds it confusing trying to operate a space satellite on behalf of George Clooney.

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0:00.0	Jen, I need to speak with you.
0:02.0	It's about your shine heart universal, Janice Joplin, biopic.
0:05.0	Wait. We can call her Janice Joplin.
0:07.0	We got the life rights. It's not Janie Jimplin anymore?
0:10.0	Apparently neither, name cleared.
0:12.0	It looks like your character's going to be called Jackie Jormp Jump.
0:16.0	Oh, okay. So what's the goodness?
0:18.0	I didn't say there was any.
0:19.0	Shine Heart Universal did some focus testing this week.
0:22.0	We got a hundred?
0:23.0	You're holding that upside down.
0:25.0	Oh no.
0:26.0	Yes. Janice Shine Heart Universal does not want to release the picture.
0:29.0	And how will that affect my Oscar chance?
0:31.0	But firstly, unless we get independent of distribution.
0:34.0	To do that, sing them blues, white girl of the Jackie Jormp Jump story has got to get some buzz.
0:39.0	The kids' choice awards?
0:41.0	Fine. I'll set aside my feud with Raven Simone for one day.
0:45.0	But she knows what she did.
0:53.0	Here's what we're about to do.
0:55.0	Bring you a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:58.0	It is the show. It's probably too beautiful to live.
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