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Happy New Year, one and all, and welcome to a New Year's

night special edition of TTTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live under host Luke

Burbank, flanked here today, tonight by long-time producer Jen Flash Andrews, hi Jen. Hi Luke!

So all week we've been playing these special editions of the show because we're on vacation.

You and I anyway, Sean is still slaving away over a hot mixing board, making sure that this

audio that you're hearing right now actually goes out in his broadcast on 97.3 FM.

But we have been presenting the funniest moments. We did the best to the players.

The TVTL players. Last night was the best interviews. That's right. So we have now gotten to the

point that I think everyone's waiting for, let's be honest, because it is one of the most

entertaining things about listening to our show. And for me, most entertaining things about

hosting the show, which is that we kind of never know when a train wreck is brewing, is developing,

and it's interesting because Jen, you work very hard to try to keep the train wrecks at a minimum,

but when they do happen and when we do really just settle in, when we make peace with the train

wreckiness of it, it usually makes for some bizarrely interesting radio. And as people filled out

their surveys to help us come up with these lists, they definitely seem to relish filling out

the train wrecks section most because they really wrote kind of detailed descriptions.

So what we've got for each night is our best, how many train wrecks? We have five. We'll count

from five to one. Okay, so the five biggest train wrecks in TVTL history. And I have to say, my

New Year's resolution being at today's January 1st is that we will have more train wrecks in 2009.

That's kind of at odds with my New Year's resolution. So that's interesting.

It means it will probably end up with the exact same number of train wrecks. Actually,

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