Hello everyone it is me Allison

uh... before the episode starts i want to tell you

that the one you're hearing is

this is a classic

this is from the vault

this is uh... This is, it's like one of those old masters. I think that's a term in art. Is it Dutch masters?

I don't know. All I'm saying is, this is a piece of

antiquity. It is from 2012.

So I recently had Janet Varnie on the group show just this past week and I got some comments like hearing

her voice is like a hug and I felt the same and it was so nice to have her back on the show on that episode I

claimed I went on record and said that she hadn't been on since 2012.

And it's painful to admit that that was an untruth.

That was a lie, but I didn't know I was lying. Is that any sort of defense?

Turns out that she was also on in 2015. I don't know how I neglected to remember that.

However, I just leaned outside and called our dog and he was inside in his little pen. So I am losing it if I

were running for president against someone whose re-election would be disastrous,

I realize that depending on what side you're on you might not know who I'm talking about

I was going to make a dumb joke about like if I were running for president people

would be right now wringing their hands over like we need a someone to replace her.

You know what, I'm not going to get political.

Please just vote blue.

I'm not going to get political.

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