Dueling Salutatorians, Menu-Based Combat, Flies Who've Been Canceled
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Janet Varney and Jordan Morris are here and we're taking a look back at... 2012. Plus Murder Mystery Dinners, dogs with gold teeth, menu-based combat, nicknames for middle schools, Janet and Daniel having gone to high school together, tear jerkers, healthcare, being a diploma slut and so much more including Pretty Little Liars, prom themes and ghost towns. Plus Just Me Or Everyone!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is supported by Tropical Smoothie Cafe. |
| 0:03.0 | Summer Mocktail Smoothies just hit the pool deck at Tropical Smoothie Cafe. |
| 0:07.0 | Try the Island Punch Smoothie, Mango Cosmos Smoothie, |
| 0:10.0 | or Watermelon Mejito Smoothie, |
| 0:12.0 | ordering the app online or in |
| 0:14.2 | cafe. You're on Tropic Time now. |
| 0:16.5 | And now, live from Podcabin in Burbank, California, |
| 0:22.4 | it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. Now live in Pod Cabot in Burbank, California, |
| 0:22.8 | it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:25.2 | Tonight, Allison, welcome a guest. |
| 0:26.9 | She's an actress comedian writer, producer, |
| 0:28.8 | and most importantly, Mr. Varnie's daughter, |
| 0:31.8 | it's Janet Varnie. |
| 0:33.8 | And he's a writer and comedian who's here to talk |
| 0:35.9 | about his favorite comedy movie, Dude, |
| 0:37.5 | Who's shit in the sink? |
| 0:38.6 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:40.4 | Tone Zone is here to tell us how boring it is to be a huge fucking rock star. |
| 0:44.3 | I'm husband Daniel and hop on board with love bus and say hello to your best friend. |
| 0:48.0 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:50.0 | Allison Rosen. Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:55.0 | Allison, Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
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