4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool.
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0:00.0 | Skappy's gone wrong... |
0:05.2 | Louisa the |
0:12.2 | We choose to make the news, breaking down each epic fail in Florida. There's half-mice fail, I'm happy to say that. |
0:19.2 | Louisa the |
0:22.4 | Don't go listen to our podcast random, with co-hosts, arm and dance, members, don't be a jerk. |
0:28.2 | Don't much weapons, music, just the funny hits. We are gonna take you down. |
0:34.2 | Stick around, make a sound, underdown these dumb people, town. |
0:39.2 | Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of dumb people, town. |
0:43.2 | Population you. Population, party and straten. |
0:47.2 | That is a population for our needs. We got two Janet, Varney and Cole Stratton, two of our favorite and long-time friends. |
0:55.2 | And we were just up in the San Francisco area. And I remember the very first sketch fest that we did with you guys. |
1:00.2 | Which was the very second sketch fest ever. We walked by the old Ureca theater, which is now called... |
1:07.2 | The Gateway. The Gateway. The Gateway. The theater brought to you by Tostitos, I think. |
1:11.2 | Everything's blown up in San Francisco, but... |
1:13.2 | Beautiful memories of wonderful times and the length of our friendship, which goes back so, so far. |
1:20.2 | Janet, of course, you were fantastic and back on tops, which were putting clips of that in our Instagram feed. |
1:27.2 | And you have great stuff going on, which we'll get to later. |
1:31.2 | But the world is getting dumber, and we can't... We gotta stop it, dudes. |
1:35.2 | I don't know if we can, but we can try. |
1:38.2 | Does it feel like are we wrong to say that, Janet? Yeah, you paused and I don't know if... |
1:42.2 | Oh, did I pause? Yeah, do you believe it was... |
1:44.2 | Did I pause in not responding at all? I think that's what happened. |
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