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Dumb People Town

Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Surfins' come out

0:30.0

Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population you population

0:46.0

Tate Jeffrey Tate GT in the place to be how are you man?

0:52.2

You're a fan favorite and a friend favorite we love having you on this show

0:56.6

This is all this is all too much guys my favorite moment was last night

1:02.2

I met the dead and company at the show at the Hollywood Bowl having a great time with my wife and then all of a sudden I hear

1:07.4

Randy and I was like what hey the world but it was like a great I see you and I knew it was someone who knew me

1:15.1

Because he didn't say just set it in a kind of confidence and I saw good old Jeff Tate and I was like

1:20.6

Yeah, that's awesome. That's such a it was such a treat when you see someone in that environment that you know from

1:26.4

Another environment it is always and I'm gonna pay you this compliment. I quote your joke

1:32.4

And I probably don't do it right. I'm sure you don't do it right

1:35.3

But the joke you made about how people were so freaked out about was it about steroids in baseball when

1:42.9

When every single ballpark's dimensions are different. Yeah. Yeah. This one's got a 12 foot wall

1:49.1

This one's 100 feet out and left field. I really really get worried about the sanctity of the stats

1:56.6

Somebody's playing a matchbox. We don't have a uniform field. Yeah, they moved the fence up in a in New York at city field for the match

2:04.2

Yeah, because the first couple years it was open nobody had any home runs so they moved it just for it. Yeah, like

2:10.3

Let's talk about sanctity of stats at that point right imagine if my high school basketball team was like can we we're just gonna use nine foot

2:17.0

Right nine foot ring but only we're going that way. Yeah, yeah, on our side

2:22.2

Shooting our thing

2:24.2

The stats do they have so many dunks all right well, I appreciate you I can't believe it

2:31.1

I I yell chopper for it my brother constantly. I love your brother

2:35.9

So yell it at him. Yeah, I mean anytime we see a helicopter the chopper for the chopper

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