Jamie’s fingers slip somewhere SHOCKING

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, 592049

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check.

From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird.

ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀

OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys ~~Don't~~ Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewie

Thanks for listening x

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome back to Nearly Parents. Today on the episode, we talk about Jamie's
0:07.4	unique fashion sense. Sophie talks about having a hand up her asshole. Jamie talks about
0:13.4	perineal massages or a tampon. And we have a doula on the show. Today's show is really special and
0:20.5	amazing. Now, two things I want to say
0:22.7	before we start. If you haven't subscribed to the show, please do it. Does Us Wonders. But the
0:26.1	second thing is this, I've actually written a book. It's called Boys Don't Cry and it's an A to Z
0:31.3	of everything that we don't talk about. So anxiety, loneliness, best friend, checking in,
0:37.0	kindness, so many different things that we don't
0:39.1	talk about in this book. And I wrote it because I truly believe that as a nation, we're really not
0:43.9	talking about the important thing. So if you think someone needs to read this book, or you have a
0:49.3	friend, a brother, a sibling, an aunt, an uncle, a son that you think would need this book, go and check
0:55.9	our podcast description. You can pre-order the book right now. And I truly believe it will help
1:00.7	so many people who read it. Isn't that right, honey? It's amazing, guys. I'm very proud of them.
1:05.6	Thanks, honey. Please go support and read. Okay, enjoy the episode.
1:15.6	This episode is sponsored by Etsy, where you can find original items from small shops. Okay, so if you're looking to buy something special, Etsy is the place to
1:20.5	look. Now, I'll tell you why. As a business owner myself, I love knowing that Etsy has an amazing
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1:56.4	This episode of Nili Parents is brought to you by Starbucks.
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