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🗓️ 28 September 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. 📞💦
Plus, Sophie CRIES over Jamie’s freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth.
ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what “s*x-adjacent” activities she’d be up for during pregnancy… leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. 👀
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| 0:00.0 | Well, winky dink to all your winky dinks out there. Welcome to Nilly Parents. My name is Jamie and this is... |
| 0:08.5 | My name is Sophie. And on the menu today, Sophie cries over my hair. Jamie eats a whole 12-person |
| 0:16.3 | shepherd's pie in one evening. We do a little bit of role play phone sex. Get ready for that. And of course |
| 0:21.9 | we've got listeners messages. And before we start, remember to subscribe to the show and enjoy it. |
| 0:27.6 | And welcome to nearly parents. |
| 0:37.4 | You're at home with the kids. then changing time hits, and you realize you've run out of nappies. |
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| 1:09.9 | For details. Well, hello, everyone, service and delivery fees and terms apply. See Deliveroo.com. UK for details. Well, hello, everyone. This episode of Nilly Parents is sponsored by Citrin. Okay, so Citrin have been in touch, and it got me thinking about our next family car, which is important. I insist on something stylish, at least. I'm looking for comfortability. Enough room for a growing family. |
| 1:47.5 | Which is why, Sof, okay? Something like the new Citron C3 Aircross could be perfect for us. I'm listening. Citron wants to provide accessible family-friendly cars that have a daring design. They're built for comfort, simple to own and operate, as well as being sustainable, which is ideal for us. and it sounds like a perfect car for our little family, which is just around the corner. |
| 1:44.8 | Oh, sounds perfect car for our little family, which is just around the corner. Oh, sounds perfect for us. |
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| 2:02.5 | you want a new car, which is comfortable, simple, daring and sustainable, visit your nearest Citron |
| 2:08.1 | retailer or visit Citron.com.uk to book a test drive today. This episode of Nearly Parents is |
| 2:13.9 | very excitingly brought to you by our pals at Bumble. So many people I know have found |
| 2:18.8 | someone on Bumble. I know, right? Why do you think that is, by the way? Well, I mean, they're clearly getting great matches. True. And Bumble is back with all these new improvements to give you a better experience and get you matched with the right person. I honestly think if I was single, I'd be great on Bumble right now. I really do. Well, one thing I think is pretty cool is how they've made |
| 2:37.0 | stronger profiles to show off your real personality and interest in a really visual way. I personally think you'd appreciate as you're a very visual person. That is true. I am. Also, I think you can get a better sense of someone's vibe that way, I think, and you understand what they're really all about by that. Oh, and this would have been good for you when you were single, Jamie. Okay. Because you can get access to expert tips. Wouldn't need them, but I like that. So you get these little bits of advice in the app, all designed to help you make feel real connections and ultimately find the person you love. Okay, that sounds pretty amazing. Right. |
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