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required on the 31st of March 2025. Well, hello everyone and welcome back to nearly parents

and welcome back to my mum Penny. Say hi Penny.

Hi Penny. It's good. On the menu today. We talked to my mum about sexual relationship

stories. No, we don't. We talk about dating stories. Well, we talk a little about that. We also talk

about what I was like as a teenager. Mm-hmm. We also talk about the fact that you once dated your boss. I didn't date him. It's all going to be in the episode, moment, so you get ready for that. And of course, we have Dictionary Corner. If you want to know what a pickle smoocher is, stay tuned. All of that coming up on the show, baby. So welcome in.

Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang.

And we'd be married for two years. And we're having a baby.

Yes, we are. Are you ready? Let's go.

Hello, everyone. And welcome to this week's episode of Nearly Parents.

I'm Penny.

I'm Jamie's mom.

I'm standing in for Sophie because, as we know, she's going to be a nearly parent and she needs a break this week.

And so I'm your standing and I'm thrilled to be with you and hey, let's got to be exciting.

That's it, Mama.

He hasn't he nailed that, see? It's quite tricky, isn't it? Easy, peasy. I don't know. Honestly, I mean, call this a career, really? It is a career. Okay. It is. I don't think you realize how, I actually don't really, I don't think you realize how hard my life is. I do. I do. It's so hard, darling. You don't have a roof of your head or a piece of bread to eat. I know how hard your life is. Let me tell you that I once thought I've broken my back. You didn't, you never broke your back. I know I didn't, but I thought I might have. And it hurts so much because I got tossed in the waves in Australia that I couldn't sit down or lie.

I had to stand or lie. I couldn't sit. And I had to type standing up for a week at my job. Sorry. Type, type, type, type, type. Good morning, G.B. Nath and a company. May I help you? Because your low back were so sore. Yes. And I had to earn because I hadn't got any money or anything else.

Do you know what, last episode, we spoke about me as a child.

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