Hello, you lovely, nearly parents, listeners.

Now, if your idea of a good time includes a can of beans, a zombie apocalypse, and a steamy love scene, then buckle up.

Because we've got something perfect for you.

It's a podcast from Jampop Productions, yes, from us, for your filthy, filthy little ears. For your filthy, filthy, little ears. Okay, it's called Write Me Dirty. Write Me Dirty. That's it. And guys, this isn't your boring, icky, sexy romance story? This is like rivals, but erotica. Here we go. Each week, they're absolutely hilarious, Catherine Ryan, and we love her. She's

just beyond. Gives two guests a completely ridiculous prompt. So think post-apocalyptic erotica

meets full body cringe and they have to write filthy, funny stories about each other.

It's so good and then they read it to each other on the show. It is one of the

funniest podcasts I have listened to ever. The friends that come on are genius and Catherine

Ryan is the cherry on the top. She is absolutely brilliant. She's brilliant. I mean,

she'll come with a health warning of how much you're going to laugh. There are some seriously awkward moments.

There's a lot of dramatic readings.

There's oversharing.

It's all going on.

And at the end, Catherine chooses the ultimate erotica champion because someone's got to win the big pen, obviously.

Obviously.

So if you love comedy chaos and just the right amount of cringe, go and listen and

subscribe to Write Me Dirty. New episodes drop every Thursday so it's a thirsty Thursday.

Here's a little snippet of what you can expect. Enjoy.

Hello, I'm Catherine Ryan and I've got two guests today who are so excited to write me a dirty story, all with the hopes of winning a pen.

And this week, my two seductive scribes are Stevie Martin and Fatia Elgore.

Welcome, girls.

How do you feel about being called girls?

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