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Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. So I've never been intimate with Jake. What a beautiful, beautiful message. That was the first time we heard that phrase. It was from the mom tender. It was on the goat line. And she wanted to make sure everyone knew loudly and proudly after a terrible rumor got started that maybe that was Jake's succulent girlfriend, that she's just a regular listener of the show. And now her husband thinks that maybe she was having some sort of an illicit affair with Jake, but that's not the case. And so we got these shirts made. In fact, please call the mom tender, make sure she gets one of these shirts because she was the inspiration for the, I've never been intimate with Jake's shirts. And Jake is sick and tired of being the laughing stock of the world of sex. And as a result. And the world at large. He's decided to give control of his dating profile to Allie and Vanessa Vanessa because the one he was currently using, which was on Facebook dating, was not going well for him.

And he got banned because he was the most aggressive swiper in the history of Facebook.

I got banned for a day. I had to calm down.

And then it did result. I mean, even after looking at his profile, I can't believe he matched with anybody, but he did even match with somebody and then the date didn't go well. So we definitely need to throw out the original profile and she was hot too, supposedly according to Jake, she was hot, but he forced her to go to one of his hard rock shows and she wanted no part of it. And she probably even said that to him, but he doesn't listen because he's so stubborn. Yeah, and he just wants to take any girl to do what he already planned on doing. There's no thought into what she might like. Right, there's zero thought. Or finding something a little more neutral and then leaning into the things that you like doing. Who was the girl you left in the hospital when you went to that tool concert? It wasn't tool.

It was nice nails. and then leaning into the things that you like doing. Who was the girl you left in the hospital when you went to that tool concert?

It wasn't tool. It was Nish Nails.

And if she wasn't in the hospital, she just got it out in the hospital.

My ex.

So we picked a few new pictures.

And mainly all of the pictures on your Instagram are of you with your dog.

We need like one with your dog, maybe two. But if you have every single picture with your dog, it looks like you're a weird dog freak. That's what I am. But, Alie, don't you think, though, that when he shows up on the date and he is going to have the dog with him because he, Jake, you bring the dog out on first date, obviously? I think it everywhere. Right. So don't you think

that that already

is going to be...

Yeah,

but at least try and cover it up a little bit with your charm and let them figure it out for themselves that he's a weird dog freak. They're not even... Have you met Jake? Yeah, but they're not even... No ounces of charm there.

There's so much charm.

There's no charm.

I know, but at least if you're having a conversation with somebody already. There's no ounces of charm there. There's so much charm. There's no charm.

I know, but at least if you're having a conversation with somebody already, you got them in person.

Like if you put it all in your profile and no one's even going to go on a date with you, right, Vanessa?

If someone...

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