I'm So Wet I'm Sprouting! (FULL SHOW 7/16)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2026

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

LA is baking in a heat wave, so we sent Jake the Nerd back into the wild for Pit Stops! Armed with his nose and a microphone, he sniffed strangers' armpits to find out who passed the freshness test. Luckily this time he came prepared with Klein.Ally.Show-branded deodorant stick for everyone who needed it. You're welcome! Comedian Pat McGann stopped by the studio to talk about the highs and lows of parenting, and helped listeners survive the second half of summer by dishing out advice for dealing with their most annoying kids. Meanwhile, Klein paid a visit to a questionable dentist to get a bizarre medieval-looking mouth device to help alleviate his snoring. He also told him he needs to improve his chi and somehow make his tongue less fat. We're convinced he's being scammed. Plus, the generations went head-to-head once again in Gen Wars, and geophysicist Stefan Burns joined us to break down the recent Kern County earthquakes, explain what they could mean for California, and share why he thinks the long-feared "Big One" may be closer than we think.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trip, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.
0:22.3	Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
0:26.6	Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.2	Hey, what's going on, Glenn and Ali? Are you ready?
0:34.4	I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:40.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like saying about you to that.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Hey, what up, Clown Alley?
0:47.3	Oh, sweet damn it's sake, did you see that?
0:50.3	Beable Clion Alley Show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:55.6	The show started.
0:57.4	The show started.
0:59.6	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:02.5	Three, two, one.
1:04.9	And here we go.
1:07.6	It's Klein-Ele Show.
1:10.7	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:11.4	Los Angeles.
1:12.2	Orange County.
1:26.7	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous K Rock. Oh, yeah. Good morning. Welcome to you. I'll be up Thursday. It is the frequent. It's here. We are Klein Alisha. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. Thanks for listening to us.
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