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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Jake's First Date Exit Interview

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

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0:24.4

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0:22.3

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0:26.6

Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.1

In the next 10 minutes, we will get you into Universal so that you can experience the new fast and

0:36.3

furious ride. So get ready to win your way into that. That'll be coming up in about 10 minutes or less. Be ready to call and be ready to claim those tickets. Four pack of tickets will be yours. Go to Universal Studios, Hollywood. So get ready to win your way in coming up. Dating's kind of like a ride alley. Sometimes there's ups and sometimes there's downs.

0:54.6

Sometimes you win.

0:55.6

Sometimes you don't. And a lot of times on these first dates, it's very hard to even get people to meet in person anymore, but then that happens. And then sometimes you part ways, never speak to each other ever again. And we decided it would be helpful to incorporate some sort of an exit interview. that as soon as the date's over you can

1:11.9

immediately just figure out what went well what didn't go well and that way you can maybe be better

1:16.9

for the next one do you think that the ratio has gone up of how often sex has had on the first date

1:22.2

though even if you're not really like hey I want to be dating this person I think a lot of times I feel like people are now like, oh, I'll just have sex once or twice, then move on to the next person. I believe that now it is two extremes. It's either I will never speak to, no one wants to work. So it's either we had chemistry and I find the person hot, let's bang, or it's never want to speak to this person ever again. Not even going to give him another chance of a second date. The whole courting process. You got a romance a little bit, a little flirt. I don't know if that's even around anymore. People want things immediately. I just remember when I was dating, I feel like most of the time it was we had sex at some point, even if it was short. On the first date? Yeah, a lot of times. Wow, what a whore you are. No, but I think also lesbians are like, if we both find each other attractive, let's just have sex first and then we'll figure out the rest. Would you ever have sex on the first date and then never speak again after that? Well, maybe see each other once or twice or like even pretend to schedule a second date and then nothing.

2:19.3

If you're wondering how to get herpes, that's your playbook right there.

2:22.2

I actually got, all right, never mind.

2:24.8

Say it?

2:26.6

I never confirmed that I for sure have herpes, but if I did have it, I didn't get it from a woman.

2:33.4

Okay, got it. Great. Let's move on to Jake. Jake, I didn't get it from a woman. Okay, got it.

2:51.0

Great. Let's move on to Jake. Jake went on a date last night. It was his first date with his brand new Bumble profile that was put together by the help of Ali and Vanessa. A couple of women went through Jake's profile, and they said everything on here is wrong. We did that on the air a few days ago. You guys presented Jake with his new Bumble profile, even though some of the pictures were AI generated.

2:55.9

One.

2:56.8

One.

2:56.9

Well, they were ridiculous.

2:59.4

But Jake claimed that yesterday he had already gotten, I think, like six likes or something like that.

3:04.9

No, more than that.

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