Klein's All Nighter & Jake's Indoor Crickets (FULL SHOW 7/20)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Jake the Nerd is hanging on by a thread after a cricket moved into the walls of his shack and refuses to leave. Sleep has become a distant memory, but there's finally some good news: he turned on the dating profiles Ally, Vanessa, and Johnny made for him, and one profile is clearly delivering. Believe it or not, Jake has an actual date with a real human later today! Meanwhile, Klein is still trying to recover from an unforgettable Vegas weekend that included an all-nighter, mushrooms, gambling, and chatting with a group of Backstreet Boys-loving moms. The night ended with making landline calls to Hawaii and Alaska from his hotel room in order to take full advantage of his resort fees. Plus, listeners shared the surprising things they gave up in solidarity with their pregnant partners, from alcohol and coffee to dairy, eggs, and even an entire Honduras vacation. We wrapped things up with an AMA from a lifeguard who pulled back the curtain on everything from dramatic rescues to the weirdest things people do at the beach. Ally Johnson

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.
0:22.3	Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
0:26.6	Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.3	Hey, what's going on, Glenn and Ali? Are you ready?
0:34.5	I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:40.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like saying about you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Hey, what up, Clown Alley?
0:47.3	Oh, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:50.3	Beep a Clian Alley show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted. The show started.
0:56.0	The show started.
0:58.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.0	Three, two, one.
1:03.0	And here we go.
1:05.0	I ruined my hole.
1:10.0	Good reason to get out of bed. Got sleep in my hole. I'm a good reason to get out of bed.
1:13.0	Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head.
1:16.7	I need a shot of something to make my motor go.
1:21.3	Yes, I do.
1:22.9	Oh, heck.
	...

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