Jake Has Fleas
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. That is Green Day. We are a Klein Alley Show on K Rock. And if you'd like to go to our endless summer barbecue, it's happening a week from today. The only way to get in is to win your way in. Royal Lotus will be there. We got some, a lot of things planned. It can't go over all of it right now. |
| 0:54.4 | We do have a jam-pack list of celebrities in attendance. I mean, show celebrities. I think we've already gotten the positive RSVPs from the Bud Light Bros. They'll be setting up a little table to give advice to people. I think that Moise Joyce will be there to do live on location pit checks. |
| 1:29.0 | She's going to get a little checkered flag to do the pit stops. So we got lots of opportunities |
| 1:34.2 | for you to come and hang with people you've heard on the show and more importantly, eat barbecue |
| 1:38.5 | and watch Royal Otis. Right now, though, I've accused Jake before of giving me fleas that I then brought into my home. |
| 1:47.3 | And you guys all said that we can't pin that on Jake. |
| 1:50.3 | But now, Ali claims that she also has tested positive for fleas. |
| 1:55.7 | You guys are dirty. |
| 1:57.2 | And the only common ground we have is you, Jake. |
| 2:02.1 | You're the person who brings your dog to work every day. |
| 2:04.8 | And it doesn't have fleas. |
| 2:06.0 | Your dog is always itching, dude. |
| 2:07.7 | Always itching, always. |
| 2:10.3 | And never has a flea. |
| 2:11.8 | How do you know? |
| 2:12.8 | Because the dog is the primary colors black and brown. |
| 2:16.4 | So if you saw fleasas they would probably be pretty hard |
| 2:19.2 | to spot but it doesn't seem that you're that concerned with the fact that your dog is itching all |
| 2:23.5 | the time she's on flea medication she just took it she's never had a flea i don't have fleas |
| 2:29.9 | jake i have ants listen first of all terrible there is no way and i know it's the time of year. We're going to get all these people that start saying, this is the time of year. There's fleas. You take your dog to any sort of a dog park. They're probably going to get fleas. You are the common three. You're patient zero. And I've gotten them from you before. I know I have. What are you talking about you gotten from me? You know you have. I've never had a flea on me. I have ants. I don't think the ants theory is helping you at all. It's just proof that you're infestible. I'm telling the truth. I had an ant on me yesterday. On you. You just had ants walking around on you? Jake. I don't know how it happens. It's a regular thing. Listen, we like you. You know that, right? But like, I'm telling you right now, you got a flea bomb yourself and your dog. I'll pay for it or something, but this is this is. She's on flea meds. Yes, but you said she, look at her belly, there's no flee. |
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