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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Grave right here on Talk TV.

The haze is still with us, that's right. We are still hot, a hot and hot. But don't worry,

because we've got plenty of ways of cooling down. What I'm not going to do is make you any hotter.

I'm not going to make you any more frustrated. I'm not going to make you any more crazed with absolute and utter indignation how useless everything is.

Although I do have to say the fact that we've now got an escaped prisoner on the loose,

who is apparently at large and is a terrorist, but who apparently is of no danger whatsoever,

which is presumably why I was locked up in a category B prison.

I love the way that they describe how he escaped.

He was dressed as a chef.

No, he was not dressed as a chef.

He actually was a chef.

He was working in the kitchen, in the prison.

He wasn't dressed as somebody who was working in the kitchen.

He actually was working in the kitchen.

Apparently he clung on to the underside of a van and nobody spotted it. Well goodness gracious me,

if you can't run a prison and you can't run a border force, somebody said, by the way,

he might be escaping across to France in the dinghy. Well he's got no chance to doing that,

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