JACQUELINE & The Wiener Circle
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is home from her Tour-de-America. Her feet may be swollen, but she's got a real pep in her step after being dressed down by a large woman selling Wiener's in Chicago. She hits the hotline to answer questions like "what to do if you find out your mother-in-law has an alter ego in the bedroom?" and how to fall out of love with your Catholic priest.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a D.R. media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at this same |
| 0:13.0 | damn time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.0 | How are you? |
| 0:31.0 | Hope you're doing great. |
| 0:33.0 | Hope you're having a wonderful week. |
| 0:36.0 | I am back in the studio, back in ATL after being gone for, I don't know, two weeks. |
| 0:41.0 | I forgot. |
| 0:42.0 | You know, it was a swift kick in the ass back on the road. |
| 0:46.0 | We hit Vegas. |
| 0:47.0 | I went to LA for work. |
| 0:49.0 | Then I hit Chicago. |
| 0:52.0 | So I've had two fantastic shows back on the road. |
| 0:55.0 | In Vegas and Chicago, you really, really showed up and showed out. |
| 1:00.0 | And Chicago showed me one hell of a time. |
| 1:03.0 | I do want to dedicate this episode to Jacqueline. |
| 1:06.0 | Jacqueline is a kind young woman who sat on the front row at the Chicago show. |
| 1:11.0 | And when I say front row, I mean literally directly at the tip of my, my labia. |
| 1:17.0 | She was right there. |
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