It's Monday, April 13th, 2026 from Peachfish Productions.

It's The Gist.

I'm Mike Pesca, and Donald Trump has blasted the Pope as weak on crime.

Yes, that is exactly the figure we turn to to get all these kids off the Circle K lot

to crack down on shoplifting a little bit.

What's he supposed to deploy the Swiss Guard to patrol subway stations?

You know what?

The Pope is a little not just weak on crime.

I think he's in the middle of a crime syndicate.

Here's a guy, and the crime being identity theft.

Apparently, some guy named Robert Francis Prevost has now dressed in fancy garb and is calling himself

Leo and this is an identity theft and the job he's in right now, every past person in the job

has done the same thing. Little ID theft chicanery, little dread pirate Roberts situation.

Donald Trump also blasted the Pope for poor international relations.

Whose, his, or ours? I think people aren't coming to the United States as tourists, but they're

certainly going to the Vatican. In fact, I've looked up this crime stats for Vatican City,

where the Pope is actually in charge of, very low, no murders, hasn't been a murder there.

And don't believe the Dan Brown books hasn't been a murder there for many, many years.

What I conclude is two things.

One, the Pope's reaction was, I don't fear Donald Trump.

And I think we shouldn't either.

He is a cartoonish figure. I know that we often

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