Jackson Ruins Everything: Airport Security Isn’t Making You Any Safer!

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🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It's time for Producer Jackson to ruin EVERYTHING! Up today? TSA and your CELL PHONES! Turns out everything you thought to be true is a total lie…and airport security isn’t making you ANY safer. Jackson will tell you why HERE!

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:02.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon, darling, aye.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Soon, just be round the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:17.0	I know, I know, are we there yet?
0:20.0	No. Are we lost, Dad?
0:24.1	Aye, I think so.
0:26.6	Should have gone to Speck Savers. Book an eye test online.
0:32.3	The Bert Show.
0:33.6	All right, so are you feeling pretty good about your cell phone service?
0:37.0	Are you feeling pretty good about the TSA?
0:39.1	Well, Jackson is about to ruin it because Jackson ruins everything.
0:41.8	Jackson ruins everything.
0:43.9	Jackson ruins everything.
0:46.1	Jackson ruined everything.
0:48.1	Why'd have to ruin everything, Jackson?
0:51.1	Wow.
0:51.6	That's my alarm clock tone.
0:53.4	I've been hearing that in my entire life.
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