Jackson Ruins Everything: Airport Security Isn’t Making You Any Safer!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:02.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon, darling, aye. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Soon, just be round the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:17.0 | I know, I know, are we there yet? |
| 0:20.0 | No. Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:24.1 | Aye, I think so. |
| 0:26.6 | Should have gone to Speck Savers. Book an eye test online. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.6 | All right, so are you feeling pretty good about your cell phone service? |
| 0:37.0 | Are you feeling pretty good about the TSA? |
| 0:39.1 | Well, Jackson is about to ruin it because Jackson ruins everything. |
| 0:41.8 | Jackson ruins everything. |
| 0:43.9 | Jackson ruins everything. |
| 0:46.1 | Jackson ruined everything. |
| 0:48.1 | Why'd have to ruin everything, Jackson? |
| 0:51.1 | Wow. |
| 0:51.6 | That's my alarm clock tone. |
| 0:53.4 | I've been hearing that in my entire life. |
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