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On The Sofa is your podcast with your free mates from the telly,

where we come together in studio to chat about what you love, hate and rate from the world of film and TV and our lives in between. Right, we went to snack showdown. I'm going to talk about this very, very quickly. We went snack showdown and I picked jammy wagon wheels. Have you not finished it there? It's awful. Do you regret it? It tastes like cardboard. They're good. Do you know what? I suspect they're off.

Can you just open them up for just open one up? I'm just intrigued us to know how small or big they are, yeah. So it's chocolate like marshmallow and jam, isn't it? It used to be massive. When I remember buying them as a kid, it was a proper wheel in your hand. Yeah. you could put it on a car.

Yeah, you could drive it.

Assume it. Assumidly, that's because you've gotten bigger over time, not that the wagon wheels have gotten small. Sugar tax. I think that's very small. Your hands stay the same from the minute you're born. Mine did. Which was awkward. But I think they're off. was in in out of day? It's in dodgy. Hold on. Gives a bite and I'll tell you if it is. Have a bite. I'll tell you if there's all wrong with this. Not right into the mic if you can avoid it. Yeah, thank you. Big buy. A bit soft. Yeah. It's off. It's off. Do we have a bite? It's just a bit soft. Yeah, but it's got a slight cardboard taste afterwards. So it's chocolate biscuit, marshmallow and jam. Which? Yes. It's like plasterboard. It's like plasterboard. It is, isn't it? Yeah. It's like plasterboard, isn't it? They've gone right off. Dave, I'm going to throw one. For people on the video, I'm going to throw one today. A wagon wheels are stable on a cricket tea, by the way. Like, there's always wagon wheels. That's no good. Is that a different flavour because it's jam?

Jammy. I don't remember I'm in blue. Jams are red. I thought they were red. I thought wagon wheels were red. What's this shit? Let's have a Google of waggon wheel flavors. Let's have a... I'll see what Dave's saying. He's doing the taste test. Waggon wheel. What do you think, Dave? awful so it's not as magical as it was when I was younger

yeah the taste test. Wagon wheel. What do you think, Dave? Awful. So... It's not as magical as it was when I was younger. No, it isn't, is it? Here we go then. The original is a chocolate wagon wheel. Yeah. The jammy, which is what you've got. Yeah. Is raspberry jam. Yeah. And then they've also done orange ones. Oh. That's a joke. It's a joke. Fudge. So the original is the blue packaging. Oh. Not the red. The red is the jammy. I think this is lying though because those are blue and they're jammies. Is it that Mandela effect? Is it that? Yeah, that we've seen it before. That's the original.

Wagon Wheel, six original biscuits Sainsbury's red. Thank you. Thank you. That's it. And they've put that photo, Wagon Wheel, next to a cup of tea. So you're disappointed, basically. Yeah, I just wanted to come in with that. I know we've started. it's a Monday, but I think people should know.

I took a bite and I regret it.

So if he won the Chok, the Choco Challenge,

Chaco Challenge. I know we've started, it's a Monday, but I think people should know. Yeah. I took a bite and I regret it.

So if he won the Choc, the Choco Challenge, it's bullshit.

Yeah.

Yeah, basically.

I, you know how like...

I used to go to your grandparents and they'd have like the biscuit, Tim.

And it would always be like your staples of your Tunnox tea cake, your caramel wafer, your wagon wheel. Trio. I was going to say which one would be the one you add your eye on. The one you didn't want, but it's just the penguin. Yeah, or the nice biscuits. Do you remember them? I don't remember them That's nice. It's a nice. It's a nice.

You don't want the penguin.

You don't want the nice.

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