If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 🦵🏻👩🏻‍⚕️🐹

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

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Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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This week its Bens Pick, he's gone for the critically acclaimed film starring academy award nominee Rose Byrne as a Therapist struggling with her own life as she juggles a sick child an absent husband and a hole in the ceiling!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson.
0:12.4	Me, Jack.
0:13.0	On the Sofa is your podcast with your three mates from the telly where we get together to chat, all things, film and TV.
0:20.1	Today's Wednesday. On Wednesdays, we talk about a film and things film and TV today's Wednesday on
0:21.2	Wednesdays we talk about a film and the film that we're shining a spotlight on this
0:26.2	week is if I had legs I'd kick you it's Ben's choice then why did you bit the film
0:33.3	it was Rose Byrne was Oscar nominated and we hadn't seen it
0:40.0	And I heard a lot about it and I thought we should watch it and it came on streaming
0:45.4	I didn't know I knew nothing about it which was great
0:50.0	Yeah
0:50.6	Cameron streaming
0:53.4	It's available on the BFI player Is that what you did or Yeah. Camera streaming.
0:56.8	It's available on the BFI player.
0:59.7	Is that what you did or did you pay the 20 quid?
1:03.1	I paid the 15 pounds for rent. I paid 15, you.
1:04.2	I subscribed to the BFI player.
1:06.8	Did you?
1:07.2	Watched it for free, unsubscribed.
1:10.2	Thank you very much. Got it for no. Unsubscribed. Thank you very much.
1:11.3	Got it for no.
1:12.8	There we go.
1:13.7	Oh.
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