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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Jackie's Horse Thoughts, Alison's Trolling, A Ken Reid Quiz

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Do you shrink from confrontation or do you seek it out? Ken Reid, who's never met the hand of a drug dealer he didn't try to break (ok just once and he spared the thumbs) has some thoughts about confrontation as do Jackie and Tony. Jackie was supposed to return to LA but didn't and Tony is a little worried about Moose. Plus mocktails, horses, a quiz to see who knows Ken Reid best (play along at home) and Just Me Or Everyone.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 17 of the

0:07.0

Allison Rosen as you knew best friend show.

0:09.4

Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest.

0:11.6

He's a comedian whose only fans account will let you watch as he searches for and buys

0:15.4

vintage sleeping bags and fruit lamps, naked.

0:18.7

It's Ken Reed.

0:19.9

And she's a comedian whose dog just got three enemas, which was bad enough.

0:24.0

But when her dog requested fillers and Botox on her B-hole, that's when she knew they'd

0:27.9

lived in LA too long.

0:29.5

It's Jackie Johnson.

0:31.5

Tone Zone is here to upload more pictures to wookie feet.

0:34.4

I'm a husband Daniel, saying shuffle on down the love ramp and say hello to your new

0:37.5

best friend, Allison Rosen.

0:39.7

Hello, my little ham and bananas, Holland days.

1:06.8

That particular...

1:08.6

Oh no, that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.

1:12.3

Patreon?

1:13.3

By, and I'm realizing I didn't write down the name.

1:17.1

I was so horrified by the idea of what it is because she posted a link as well.

1:22.7

I'm fairly certain it was Jennifer's in.

1:24.5

If I got it wrong, maya culpa.

1:27.7

I don't know if you can use maya culpa in that sense.

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