Daniel and Alison (Jason from the Bank and Open Letters)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Alison is in a feisty mood and unfortunately she wants to talk about it. Daniel is stuck in the bathroom and thinks no one should have a wedding. (He's still upset about a fight he and Alison had regarding the color of the chairs.) Also he wants to talk about energy. Meet Predictbot3000 and his earlier incarnations and find out why Daniel is at odds with lemons and cockatiels. Plus the relentless horror of human beings, secret sauce, lobotomies and your calls! And iTunes Comments of the Week!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice.
0:03.3	Hey, no.
0:04.9	Greg, what are you doing here?
0:06.0	Hey, what do you mean, what, Alice?
0:07.7	Where'd you come from, Greg?
0:09.2	I came from the world of childish, and I just
0:12.3	want to make sure that your listeners know that you're just
0:15.2	as wonderful on the other podcast you do.
0:19.4	What if they don't have kids?
0:21.2	Don't eat them.
0:22.2	You don't eat them.
0:23.3	A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids.
0:25.6	We talk about sex.
0:26.8	We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff,
0:28.8	but also parenting stuff.
0:30.2	Yeah, so.
0:31.0	To check out childish new episodes every Wednesday, wherever
0:33.4	you listen to podcasts.
0:34.4	Childish, and show your shit.
0:37.6	Maybe I should have no thanks.
0:40.8	Alice in, rosin.
0:43.2	Alice in, rosin is your best friend.
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