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Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2017
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
| 0:04.8 | threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
| 0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell something we don't know |
| 0:25.8 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa and this is the |
| 0:30.5 | max fun drive yeah this happens once a year and it's all about supporting Max Fun because it's a listener supported network. Without you guys, we can't keep podcasting. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, so this is the one time a year when we ask you guys to |
| 0:46.0 | donate to renew your donations to upgrade your donations. Yeah and exchange for that we'll send you |
| 0:51.9 | gifts and we'll continue to make this show. |
| 0:55.7 | So yeah, we'll have a couple of breaks during the show where we tell you more about it. |
| 0:59.1 | Yeah, but this is the best time to become a member, so with that being said welcome to the show |
| 1:06.0 | oh my god I forgot to talk about something on the last episode I think that |
| 1:09.6 | talking about it now is just in time what I'm going to be in Melbourne Australia for the Melbourne |
| 1:14.9 | Comedy Festival. This comes out yeah just a few like a week before I get there. Oh shit. |
| 1:21.2 | Yeah so you guys should come see me do shows. I'm going to be there for |
| 1:25.8 | ten days doing shows. I hope people come to see me. Of course they will. That's awesome. |
| 1:30.5 | If we have Australian people listening. |
| 1:33.2 | Good day, right. We've had a couple Australian fans. |
| 1:37.3 | I actually I have some friends. Oh no they are from Melbourne but they currently live in South Korea. |
| 1:42.8 | Never mind. |
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