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Hello everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. See how enthusiastic I'm being this week. I

have to really kick it up 10 fold because I am banned from Instagram. What a career milestone.

We're going to get into the reason why I might have been shadow ban. Perhaps it was the

casual bullying. I'm using that in air quotes because I didn't bully fucking anybody.

Or the casual beastiality jokes. We're going to break that down in a second. But if you listen to

last week's episode, you know that I was en route. Does that make sense? En route? En route? I was

trying to be French. I don't know what that was. Sorry. I'm having a little spasm. I was on the

verge of going on my very first influencer wellness weekend. I know it's probably such a shock to

the people listening to this that I haven't been invited to revolve around the world. But I haven't.

This is the first one I've ever gone to. The whole idea is not something that was super appealing

to me. But I absolutely love vital proteins. They ball out so hard. I love their products. It was in

Malibu, which is like a stone's throw from our house. So it was convenient if I needed to, you know,

casually pretend to get food poisoning and then leave. And you know, I knew two of my friends

were going Heather McMahon and Morgan Stewart, who I had the best fucking time with. And a bunch

of other girls. I mean, it's funny. I'm socially selective. I wouldn't say that I'm cold. But I don't

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