Jackie Down Under with Joel Creasey

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod. You've been warned.

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0:00.0	Hello bitches, hope you're having a splendid day. It's only going downhill from this point
0:19.6	on. I am fresh off of a Zen Girls retreat, so Estrogen is flowing and I am in dire need
0:25.9	of saturated fats and bitchy company. I also had to go 48 hours with reality television,
0:32.2	so I have the shakes. And to help me get back into my bitchy zone, I am joined by Australian
0:38.0	Superhunk, comedian Joel Creasy. How I Superhunk, that is the best introduction I've ever had.
0:43.5	I'm just going to tell you, you kind of look like my boyfriend. Really? And I am your boyfriend.
0:49.3	You for the next, yeah, I've got you here, I'm locking that door. You are my boyfriend for
0:53.7	the next hour. Yeah, I would totally date you. Okay, great. Well, you know, I am looking
0:58.2	for a green card. You are? Yeah, I am. So that could work for me. Gay or straight? Am I
1:03.0	gay or straight? What do you think? Well, I'm going to go gay. Surprise! Yes, I'm gay.
1:09.3	You know, it's really hard to tell though with your accent. Oh, because I'm very messed.
1:13.6	Well, first of all, yeah, you've got to look. You look super hot. If I saw you at a bar,
1:18.1	I would totally creep on you. I love that. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I would definitely
1:22.9	think about penetrating you. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, obviously you would be the top in this
1:26.2	relationship or be penetrated. I always get that confused. No, no, you would penetrate me.
1:31.1	Like metaphorically, I would penetrate you. Oh, my heart. You've already done that. So tell
1:36.7	us about yourself. Well, first of all, I'm in a most disappointed, disappointing guest you've
1:39.9	had on this podcast. No, really? No. Oh, okay, that's good. I care about vibes and like how good
1:46.5	looking you are. Okay, great. Well, okay, great. I've got a lot of Instagram followers. Perfect.
1:50.6	I am thrilled to be here. Thanks for having me. It's fun to be in LA. I got to tell you that
1:55.0	just listening to you talk, I am the biggest Chris Lillie summer heights. He's wonderful. Do you
2:00.2	know him? I have many of you. Yeah, he's not, he's not very, he's not a very social, but he's quite
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