Hello, I'm Kirstie Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive.

For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.

The program was originally broadcast in 1986, and the presenter was Michael Parkinson.

If you want a definition of a best-selling author, then a check on the achievements of our

castaway would do for a start. She's written 11 books, there are 60 million of them in print worldwide,

and in more than 30 languages. In the main she writes about the glamour and the glitz of Hollywood.

Her descriptions of what goes on in Tinseltown have her under the title of The Queen of Sleeves,

and she's Jackie Collins. Jackie, for somebody who reports all the goings-on

the happenings in Hollywood, would being on a desert island be a kind of an awful imposition?

I think that's eventually where I'm going to end up. I mean, I think I'm going to be a great

old eccentric one of these days writing my books. I would really like to be like Agatha Christie,

you know, everybody knew my name, but nobody knew what I looked like, and I could live on a

desert island and have my friends visit me. Be great. Now you're not allowed to have your friends visit

easy, so you can't. But you have to be totally alone. Absolutely so.

Alone with one's memories, Michael, huh? I think it would be very, very interesting.

I don't think I would like it as a permanent solution to life's problems,

but it would be nice for a year or so just to get away from telephones.

So you wouldn't try to escape for at least a year?

No, not for at least a year. Let's have a first choice of record.

You eight records to take with you, which will be the first one?

Well, the first one would be Dion Warwick walk on by, because first of all, I think she has

the most wonderful voice. Secondly, I think that when she was recording with Bert Bacarack,

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