Welcome back to Jack is not the funny one. I am one of your hosts. My name is

Aaron and today I am joined by none other than me. I'm not the funny one. Hi. What's your name?

My name is Jack. Oh wow. My name is Jack Phil. Hi. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you so

much for not being very funny. You're welcome. Big fan. What episode is it? Well honey, it's our

fourth episode right now. Did you know that four isn't especially lucky number? I knew it's

lucky in your heart. It's lucky in everybody's hearts because eleven is the lucky number but then

one plus one which is eleven is two and two twos is four. Ergo is super lucky. It is an extra

lucky episode today and we have a lot of partying in store. It's like getting three red shells

in Mario Kart. It's really lucky. It's like catching a... Well you know what? No, never mind. I thought

you were going to make an animal crossing joke. Well I was but then I realized that the red snapper

isn't all that lucky. Okay. So and I couldn't even tell you I don't know the great flounder. I don't

know. One of those rare fish. That's like weirdly big. Like a like a swordfish. Sure. There you go. But

I don't even think there were swordfish. Yeah, it's sword there were. That's not funny. That's not.

That's why you're not the funny one. That was a reach. You know what? I admit that was a reach. I'm

sorry. Jack we have a lot of partying in store today. That we do love. We have got first. We have

in store the coolest most awesome pity party. And then followed by that we have a birthday party

because we're celebrating somebody's birthday today and that person is like the most special

amazing person on the planet. She's better than most persons I know. She literally is the icon

for all things. Be amazing. Be smart. Be kind. Be kind. Be good. She has a fashion line named after

her. I know. I know. That's she's an icon. Her name is Klondike and today is her eighth birthday.

It's our dog if you didn't know. So we're going to be celebrating our pity party. But then we have

brighter skies ahead of us and we have a birthday party to celebrate and we have to celebrate

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