Jack Sees Man S*** Himself and Burn Alive!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
🌋 Jack’s been on honeymoon to the beautiful Amalfi Coast. So that means he becomes one of the world’s foremost experts on lemon sorbet and the entirety of Pompeii - hence the rather shocking episode title.
Plus there’s a *huge* development in the quest to get free stuff, and there’s more cricket chat - brilliant! - as Colson reveals his biggest ever ‘sledge’.
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| 0:00.0 | Mickey could try to sell his car privately. |
| 0:03.0 | Or get it sold today with weed by any car. |
| 0:07.0 | He could spend days on end trying to sell to a bunch of time wasters. |
| 0:13.0 | Or selling a flash and head to the fun fair with the kids. |
| 0:17.0 | Proper gutted. |
| 0:20.0 | Or proper impressed. To get a quote in 30 seconds, kids. Proper gutted. |
| 0:22.6 | Or proper impressed. |
| 0:24.9 | To get a quote in 30 seconds, |
| 0:45.9 | enter your reg number now at we buy any car.com. Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson. |
| 0:46.8 | Me, Jat. |
| 0:47.5 | Me, Ben. |
| 0:51.7 | We are your three best friends who you may have seen on the telly once or twice. |
| 0:55.3 | We also love to sit down together and catch up, tell each other our lives, and also sometimes we watch a little bit of TV. Last week, we heard about a very |
| 1:02.1 | big event in Mr. Jack P. Shepherd's life. His wedding day. It was the wedding, the wedding. |
| 1:08.5 | Yeah. We heard all about my trip to Kenya. |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | But someone else, someone else has won up to me on my holiday, aren't they? Me? Yeah. I did the honeymoon, didn't I? You did. Oh yeah, and we said, we'll talk about the honeymoon. Didn't do any running, though, did you? I didn't do any running now. Did you say it? I went on a big walk. |
| 1:08.0 | Path of Gods, the walk was called. |
| 1:10.4 | That sounds tricky, doesn't it? |
| 1:12.0 | It's quite hilly, isn't it? |
| 1:13.5 | The Amalfi Coast. Have you been? No, but I've seen the picture of it and it looks really steep. Everyone always... It's the steps. Everyone always complains about the steps. However, I was staying in a hotel, the only one with, what is it, you call them. Yeah. Oh, like Rockland. What's it, is it called? Can't talk to him. That's the one, that's the word, finicular. He's got Mike, can't talk. Finicular. Vanicula. Hang on. What's the finicular? It's like a lift that goes. It just goes like that. and goes, like. It's on a track and goes... Weighted. Not vertical. So what you... You get in the lift or your luggage gets in the left. You do. It'd be like a Wes Anderson from. Ours was a really good one because it went down into a cave. And they cut the cave out and then you walked out the cave and you were in the restaurant and then the beach. So you get dropped off at sea level? No. Mountain level. And you go down? You go down. You go down. Yeah. But most people get... Go dropped up at sea level. No, no, no. No. They get dropped. The roads above you. Yeah. The roads are all above. And then the roads come down into the Positano and... So there's a coast road? Yeah, there's roads. But then to get up there, you have to walk up the steps. Oh. Or be carried. You were carried. Or be carried or or taxis |
| 2:51.3 | so how many nights were you there |
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